Hindi chi chindhi..

Sorry for the very marathi post. But kay karnar..so here it goes..

Anaesthetist to patient: woh aise pair main mungee ayegi to bolneka
my doctor kaka: tum kayko gharbarta hain, main hain na
my very hindi medium educated mom: Woh isme bacchon ke ghadiyaal hain
My MIL: woh uska zhakkan dena

I am sure I have done that several times, however, these stand out..:D